Wednesday, October 06, 2004

I want my phone ...


1. to be lightweight
2. to have text-friendly keypad
3. to have full color screen
4. to have a 1.3 megapixel camera that can also record unlimited video
5. that can play mp3s
6. at the same time can play wav files
7. to also have a FM tuner
8. to have bluetooth and wifi connectivity
9. to have an expandable memory slot
6. to be able to sync my email, calendar, contact list and to do tasks from Outlook
7. to be PTT (push to talk) and blackberry enabled
8. to be waterproof and shock proof
9. to have interchangeable cool covers, and
10. to be able to play ringtones that brings bigger boobs.

Would that be too much to ask?!?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think any ringtone can make a woman's breasts bigger... I would recommend our good ol' plastic surgeon friend for that, or the old fashion way... "Coffee"...

banzai cat said...

Ay... akala ko your post was entitled "I want my boyfriend..." to my eternal confusion. ;)

kong-chu said...

From the Ring tone brings bigger breasts article :

"I listened to the tune for a week expecting all the time that I was being duped," says Chieri Nakayama, a 19-year-old pin-up model, tells Shukan Gendai. "But, incredibly, my 87-centimeter bust grew to 89 centimeters! It was awesome!"

hahaha! :)