To summarize my Patpong experience:
4 girls
Bravely explored the stretch of Patpong
6 times
We were offered to watch lesbian shows
100 baht
For a Singha beer to catch a free show at Queen's Castle II.
3 Caucasians
Who were obviously (blatantly, out in the open) enjoying themselves.
1 egg
That was cracked open inside.
3 darts
That bursted 3 balloons.
1 bottle
That got opened.
1 pingpong ball
That flew across the room.
3 bananas
That popped out.
1 pencil
That was used to write "PATPONG" in a piece of paper.
1 string of blades
That was drawn out and the blades were used to shred the paper.
50%
Estimated percentage of totally naked girls.
1%
Estimated percentage of totally naked girls that looked good totally naked.
30 minutes
Of the show was all that we could take before we left
6 comments:
So whatcha do in Patpong? :-)
Wow, that must have been some show. Err...you were talking about the Patpong shows, right?
yep, we saw, uhm, shows. Both on stage and the ones on the sidelines. :)
may audience particpation ba?
Yeah, Patpong!! There's no other place on Earth like it, guaranteed!! It's a fu^&#$^ing circus!! You gotta see it to believe it!
Did you see the whow with the bicycle horns? :D
Yes, TC. I saw the one with the bicycle horns -- just forgot to include it. It was actually the first "trick" that they did.
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